Stahp, Berry. Berry Punch, stahp. What are you doing? You're drunk.

Rina, what have we done? D: I swore I just heard Colgate hoofpalm somewhere in a dentist's office.

OH AND I HAVE NO REGRETS. :D

Colgate sings it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd7bUdKAWGM

Instrumental!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxusM32EZfo

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RsXIgxFcH0

PS: Like my pretty picture? It took me several hours and shiny bottles to do. WOOO

-Ali

Lyrics:

When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself on an uncharted island
in an endless sea

What makes me happy
fills me up with glee
those bottles in my hoof!
that make me so aloof!

My Shiny Bottle and ME

My shiny bottle that BUBBLES
Just like the ponies in the sea
My shiny bottle that FIZZLES
addin' awesome to my face

(does that even rhyme?)

My shiny bottle that glistens
just like a Christmas tree
You know they walk a mile just to hear me sing!
Woo!
My Shiny Bottle and Me

No I'm not so sober
so come and sue me HASBRO
Sip Swig Repeat
A couple' o rum shots!
My shiny bottle and me

My shiny bottle so awesome
just like my favorite beer
My shiny bottles I love them
I forgot the lyrics to this song

My shiny bottle I LOVE them
and they all love me (AhhhAhhh)
Why should I talk to you
when I got Cap'n Mooo (woo)
My shiny bottle and me

My shiny bottle and me

{music}

My shiny bottle that BUBBLES
Just like the ponies in the sea
My shiny bottle that FIZZLES
addin' awesome to my face

(that STILL doesn't rhyme)

My shiny bottle that glistens
just like a Christmas tree
You know they walk a mile just to hear me sing!
Woo!
My Shiny Bottle and Me