Disclaimer: this ones going to be stuck in your head for days!!!
i like to think this is what the music would sound like if def leppard and Bowling for soup had a baby.


Rarity...she's a nice gal. well known for her great personality and brains....but seriously i'm sure to a pony she's smoking hot.

anyway here's a download to offer to rarity as a gift:
https://mysteriousbronie.bandcamp.com/track/r-a-r-i-t-y (please let me know if i go over my max download limit and i'll put it up elsewhere)

and some lyrics to sob when she rejects your nerdy ass:

hey hey R-A-R-I-T and Y (repeated annoyingly)

i know a girl who's fiery fine
the kind of girl makes you bide your time
her silky mane's got me dreaming away all my saturday nights and my friday days
the kind of girl make's your heart go wild
the kind of girl makes your legs go mild
she's so sweet and its so mean tnat she'll never see what we could have been
(she's so out of your league)

rarity you're coming in sweet
so sugar hot baby melting my teeth
the way you walk has my primitive mind do loop-de-loops as you're swinging in time
the way you're swaying's got me praying for some fast relief
the way you're looking through those eyes i know you'd never cheat
rarity youre the girl for me i know in my heart it was meant to be

hey hey R-A-R-I-T and Y (repeated annoyingly)

now a girl like that needs some romance
the high life's the only thing that she understands
no cheap nights up on the couch
girl like that'll drain your bank account

(she's still out of your league)

rarity you're coming in sweet
so sugar hot baby melting my teeth
the way you walk has my primitive mind do loop-de-loops as you're swinging in time
the way you're swaying's got me praying for some fast relief
the way you're looking through those eyes i know you'd never cheat
rarity youre the girl for me i know in my heart it was meant to be

hey hey R-A-R-I-T and Y (repeated annoyingly)

bridge

hey hey R-A-R-I-T and Y (repeated annoyingly)

rarity you're coming in sweet
so sugar hot baby melting my teeth
the way you walk has my primitive mind do loop-de-loops as you're swinging in time
the way you're swaying's got me praying for some fast relief
the way you're looking through those eyes i know you'd never cheat
rarity youre the girl for me i know in my heart it was meant to be