Winter Rap Off Round 3
Automatic Jack - 86'd from CTX

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Fillies and Gentlecolts!!
Welcome back to another round of Winter Rap-Off...
This song is performed by Automatic Jack, and tells the tragic tale of how he got kicked out of Canterlot.
HERE WE GO!!


So it's been said u wanna know, just how - the flyin feather,
I got kicked outta Canterlot, with all it's pretty weather,
and the rich and the famous - the movers and the shakers,
the fabulous fantabulous social earth-quakers...

Well I was never one to follow rules,
even in school...
I had a problem with the un-cool,
And so I was a bad little colt,
the adults all said, 'He's a rebel! A youth in revolt!!'

But the fact was I'ma a stallion with a mind of my own,
and if you disagree with me you better leave me the hay alone,
Cause I'm somepony who should NOT be fucking with,
Do anything I want, whatever the hay I feel, bitch!

And so, you can see, that I mighta had some trouble
with the Canterlot police department, one too many times,
but the reason I was 86'd was somethin' altogether different,
somethin' even worse than all my many minor crimes...


I helped an old mare to cross a busy street,
she was hunched and frail, she was wrinkly and pale,
she was carrying a saddle bag full of mail,
But turns out my good deed was full of fail,

cause that old-ass mare wasn't old at all,
she was in disguise havin' robbed a jewelry store,
so when the po-leece came, they took me as well,
said I'd helped to plan the job, and I was doomed as hell!!

But a Good-ass lawyer can save your life,
I just got the hoof instead of doin' time,
I was 86'd to a tiny-ass town,
they call it Ponyville...

...and now I'm stuck here with nothin in the world to do but just hang around at home all day like some common fucking mule... No offense, but I miss my city and all my friends and all the places I used to go... man, my luck must absolutely......