Now this is a story all about how I took some drugs and i'm on a comedown because i just got back from a festival being inspired to write songs, that's the best of all.

I thought why don't i take the wonderbolts rap and give it a good 'ol hip hop smack, with a bit o fatboy slim influencing me, and some jet set radio to set me free.

I hope you're likin what you hear, if you think it's music to your ears, then donate me some dollar, bacon or green, I'll be the happiest man there has ever been.

'Wonderbolts, bi***es!' by DarKFeaR-10 on Deviantart:

if anyone actually finds a way to donate me bacon i will write you a personalised song