Pinkie has a secret. Behind her pink fluffy exterior and unnaturally cheerful demeanor, lies a completely different mare. Sometimes she talks to herself. And if you're not careful, one day you'll wake up in the basement of Sugarcube Corner, next to a flat-maned pink pony, where she'll be Making Cupcakes.

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So, a while back (like ... a year ago?) Jake contacted me with an idea about pony-fying the classic Megadeth track "Sweating Bullets". He'd written a killer set of lyrics with his friend Hap but needed help getting the backing track and the mixing together. After some false starts we finally found Vannamelon, who put in a terrific performance as Pinkie.

Also, I couldn't resist putting a ponyish slant on Mustaine's guitar solo - bonus points to whoever can correctly name the references in the solo :)

Vocals: Vannamelon (www.youtube.com/user/V...
Guitars, bass, mixing: The L-Train
Drums: Jake the Army Guy (www.fimfiction.net/use...
Cover Art: Hap (happyswitch.deviantart...

Parody lyrics by Jake the Army Guy & Hap

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Lyrics:
Hello Pinkie, meet the real Pinkie
Throwing parties is my life
A hot pink blast is my
Everyday obsession

Gummy's party had laughs aplenty
But looking back it's all a bit fuzzy
Missed the party due to odd obstructions?
Nice story. Tell Equestria Daily!

Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Icing on my hooves and I don't know where I've been
Made a brand new recipe and I need ingredients
I'm putting in the bit and my hair is getting limp,
Making Cupcakes!

Hello Pinkie, it's me again
You know the girls never really loved you
You'll get a migraine headache
Trying to convince yourself
Yeah, just keep on thinking they're your friends
And stay an inch or two out of bucking distance
A pony has got to know
Her limitations

Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on the wall and my air is getting thin
Take a bite, take a nap, wake in my basement
I'm sharpening the axe and my hair is getting limp,
Making Cupcakes!

Okay Pinkie, I'll take it from here,
Say hello to Pinkamena!
Soon all of Ponyville will know,
That "life is a party!"
And if my "friends" will not attend,
Then they might as well be dead
Rainbow's knocking on my door,
Guess her number's UP!

Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Icing on my hooves and I don't know where I've been
Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on the wall and my air is getting thin

Once you partied with me,
Now you've abandoned me!
Given validity,
to my insanity!
I'm putting in the bit,
and I'm sharpening the axe,
Now it's harvest time!
Making Cupcakes!!