New Season, new episode response! The big villain of the premier was the Everfree Forest itself so here's a theme song from the pov of the forest itself. Super big thanks to Clavi who wrote and rapped the vocals this week. Just an amazing job, ferocious rapping, and a seriously talented cool guy!. His youtube is www.youtube.com/user/C...




This will be on my new album, out very shortly, hopefully ready in the next week or two. I'll go ahead and include a link to this now since i love you guys and i really can't say no if someone wants it early. :D

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Music samples J. Geil's Band's "River Blindness" (an old fav of mine given a modern makeover).

Lyrics:
You've got to move, monsters in hot pursuit
Timberwolves, cockatrices, and a rock croc to boot
It's a situation I'd say you can't handle
You better run away, 'cause any failsafe is canceled

The boys are home, destroy the poison joke
No playin', so pray for your life, as it's choked
Right out of you, no wonder your friends doubted you
Now you're getting devoured by a mouth or two

Can't giggle this ghost away
Discord's reaping the seeds he's sewn today
The only way out before's been to uncurse me
Not anymore; I'm showing no mercy

As you can see, my magic is going haywire
Making havoc, spreading from place to place, to space, higher
Letting me be ever free was a grim decision
Now witness what I can do in the way of demolition

Attempting to appease me won't be easy
My stance is planted, and I'll leave you wheezing
First a burst of gas gives you a little cough
But gets worse, you'll pass out screaming "GET IT OFF"

I expected better from an alicorn
With such clout, you'd assume that their power's more
Battle-bred, but instead you're left unsteady
Unless you want death, you better come ready

Hemmed in by a cliff on all sides
You pound it, shouting for help that won't arrive
Now you're surrounded, and your escape is doorless
You'll regret stepping hoof in the core of this Forest

Thorns like needles, inject evil
Into the trees, taint them to be primeval
Invade the town with my tangled roots
Best watch your step, else you'll sprain a hoof

Try in vain to remove me all over
Of course, my source ain't here, it's below the
Tree of Harmony, its power's a part of me
Big and strong, gone's the barrier that fought to be

The one in control, but it couldn't hold me back
Its cage became aged, and when it grew old, retracted
And I attacked it, blackening it with darkness
Obliterated the place, I'm a crazed artist

Best prepare; you dare to declare war?
I'll bring real fear, cat scares are no more
Run and hide, you'll find yourself looking quite pitiful
"Tied up at the moment" with some of my tentacles

At my pinnacle, I'm formidable
My critical chaotic capability's inimitable
Chemicals causing you to cough up a taste of copper
Your friends made a wasted offer

Spray you down, you're facing down your life's terminus
I ain't a joke of a pansy, and no reversin' this
A curse if you have to be brave
A grave mistake, left the princesses enslaved

They can't be saved, Equestria's all mine
Guess what, you won "Best Mess-Up of All Time"
Truss you up, crush your lungs, no air to breathe
I'll teach you real reasons to be scared of me

What's a Rarity to a generous ripping?
Vines climb your sides and get to lash-whipping
Since you insist on resisting the blitz
of my twisted vines, this time I'll finish the mission of the Everfree