Have you gotten into a heated discussion about unimportant things in cartoons? Heed the warning in this song.

I wish I had a cool, roughed-up Jamaican voice, but alas. You'll have to deal with my lullaby voice.

Messed up photoshop done by my wonderful wifey-poo: Metal-Mare.
Pics and such used:
Vice Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson, by Lemuel Francis Abbott
Heavily modified party canon by: sircxyrtyx.deviantart....
Graffiti made in: www.graffiticreator.net/
I don't know where she picked up that lovely brick wall.

Lyrics:

Scoots is an orphan and she cannot fly,
She lives in a cardboard box under Dash's house in the sky.
It seems really cruel to pick on this poor kid.
It's not because she is a brat, it's just something that we did.

Applejack is an orphan, too, but at least this one's seeming true.
Granny Smith takes care of her and little Apple Bloom,
But where are their parents? What happened anyway?
Big Mac won't talk about it and that is why we say...

Headcanon! The show's writers are gunning for you.
Headcanon! They'll ruin you, that's what they're gonna do.
Headcanon! Oh yeah!
You may think it's fun but your headcanon might make it worse for everyone.

You know, Lyra and Bon Bon hook up Friday nights,
And you cannot mention Cheerilee without getting in a fight.
Tavi and Skratch do not date in my mind. I guess I've made a mortal sin,
But when Derpy ships with a mailbox it's a fight no one can win.


Headcanon! The show's writers are gunning for you.
Headcanon! They'll ruin you, that's what they're gonna do.
Headcanon! Oh yeah!
You may think it's fun but your headcanon might blow it for everyone.

Relax and just let it flow.
Have fun; it's a silly show.
Keep it to yourself; you don't need to share.
There's no such thing as a Ministry Mare!


Headcanon! The show's writers are gunning for you.
Headcanon! They'll ruin you, that's what they're gonna do.
Headcanon! Oh yeah!
Even I think it's fun, but don't let your headcanon screw it up for everyone.

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Karaoke: Coming as soon as I remember.